Comments on: I got a Hoover vacuum cleaner and an Ab-Lounger for my wife for Christmas, any worse ideas?

By: JP

JP — Mon, 25 May 2009 17:51:59 +0000

I would suggest calling QVC and ordering your Aerobed inflatable bed, with a credit card , so you can guarantee delivery before Christmas. That way after Christmas your @ss will have a nice place to sleep.
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By: tirzah c

tirzah c — Mon, 25 May 2009 17:06:59 +0000

A rolling pin, that way she cam lam the he-- out of you. Oh, and while you are at it, buy yourself some tape for your eyelids to hold your eyes open when you sleep. That way you can see it coming!.
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By: TNguy38

TNguy38 — Mon, 25 May 2009 16:26:59 +0000

Go get one of those ring boxes, and put the key to your new John Deere inside it.
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By: Sara

Sara — Mon, 25 May 2009 15:54:59 +0000

Well, perhaps buy her fine jewelry and leather.
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By: Raji the Green Witch

Raji the Green Witch — Mon, 25 May 2009 15:48:59 +0000

8-track I'd suggest the Witness protection program but I hear that it's full of Republican snitches. So, you're on your own my friend. Next year, get her what she wants. LOL Actualy there IS still time if you search hard, you should be able to find it.

BB,
Raji the Green Witch
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By: Peace Yo

Peace Yo — Mon, 25 May 2009 15:00:59 +0000

Ooh. You're cruising for an @ss whoopin this holiday season, aren't you?

Go for the gusto and give her a sexy black lacy ~ girdle.

You should let us know in advance where to send flowers for your funeral.
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By: ZC™ AM© VT®

ZC™ AM© VT® — Mon, 25 May 2009 14:22:59 +0000

Hide all her shoes. You can tell her that the gift is the ability to be "barefoot in the kitchen at all times".
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By: Tash {Hugs Brigade~VT~AM}

Tash {Hugs Brigade~VT~AM} — Mon, 25 May 2009 13:40:59 +0000

I recommend that you buy yourself a good pillow to make your subsequence stint of sleeping on the couch more comfortable.

Blenders are pretty high up on the list of demeaning and insulting gifts. Or just pretend you for got to get her anything…
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By: Lady Morgana

Lady Morgana — Mon, 25 May 2009 13:18:59 +0000

tell her you have gone gay and that you want to stay married to her, so you have bought her a complete sex change operation for the sake of your marriage.
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By: happy2luvk9s

happy2luvk9s — Mon, 25 May 2009 12:52:59 +0000

A cast iron skillet, to hit you upside of your head and the ugliest most unshapely housecoat that you can find to tell her that you are exceeding embarrassed by her? Good luck not getting kicked to the curb! (literally with her shoe connecting with where the good lord split ya)
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